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WILL THE FOLLOWING STUDENTS PLEASE REPORT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S
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Brett Weiner is the
creator of backoftheclass.net where he writes, directs and
produces short films. He graduated from Tufts University
with a major in biology and was one of the founding members
of the Tufts' sketch comedy troupe Major: Undecided. He
currently lives in Hollywood and works in the entertainment
industry. He looks forward to the day when he will be paid
to do the nonsense he now does for free. |
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Max Dionne was born
on August 22, 1983 in New York. When he was about 2 he sat
on a cactus somewhere near Utah but it failed to traumatize
him to any significant degree. In 2005, he graduated from
Tufts with an extremely expensive but also
absurdly useful degree in American Studies which he admires
every morning over coffee. He enjoys, among other things,
writing for the screen, vigorous exercise, omelets and, to a
lesser degree, sarcasm. He has a
blog. |
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Mark Evitt graduated
from Tufts, where he spent much too much time
working at the daily newspaper. He now attends USC's
journalism school, where he writes for the blog
Pop + Politics. He
designed and maintains backoftheclass.net, and generally
acts as the straight man for all of his funny friends.
Hey, somebody's got to do it. |
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Jesse Porter enjoys
playing left-handed guitar and wearing left-facing Cubs
hats. He turns left on red and prefers sitting on the
"port" side of cruise ships. His favorite pop-punk band
from the late '90s is Lefty, and his favorite half-organ is
his left brain. He enjoys playing left field, dating
left-handed girls, and occasionally being left behind. He
refuses to discuss his political leanings. |
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Dan Roe was
born in Illinois. He also lived in some other places. Now,
he lives in Los Angeles. |
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Prescott Gadd is unique to
backoftheclass in that he went to Tufts and likes to write
and perform sketch comedy for free. He, in a very
original manner, helped found the Tufts sketch comedy group,
Major: Undecided. In a twist of different behavior, he
would like to write professionally one day. He does not
like bananas. |
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Kate Burns graduated
with an English degree and a wicked hangover from Tufts. Like Brett, she currently lives in Hollywood
and works in the entertainment industry. Unlike Brett, she
doesn't have a dong. Kate has several spec scripts. Call
her. |
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Laura Willcox has one
year left of fake life in college and she's clinging with a
vengeance. She is a member of Tufts'
sketch comedy group Major: Undecided, where she is a
psychology major. That sentence was intentionally
confusing. Laura doesn't photograph well. |
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Jon Silver is also a
founding member of the Tufts sketch comedy group Major:
Undecided. Jon Silver got involved with backoftheclass
while he was on vacation in Los Angeles for two weeks.
He still doesn't quite understand how it happened, the whole
experience was kind of a blur. Jon Silver lives in New
York. |
