I wrote what I thought was a funny comic list for McSweeny’s. They disagreed.
Things that are best when they’re in and out:
- Shopping with my girlfriend
- Covert Military Operations
- Dips in the pool
- Cheeseburgers
- Hospital Visits
- Sexual Intercourse
Material Max Wrote that was Rejected by McSweeney’s
November 6th, 2007 by Max · 3 Comments
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1 someoneclose // Nov 9, 2007 at 8:02 pm
Funny.
2 someonebehind, watching // Nov 14, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Sexual intercourse should have been first –no surprises there.
That, and you could have called sex by a more colloquially distant term: “copulation” works here as does “coitus”. “Breeding” works, too. (…perhaps a list of sexual synonyms with covert military operations as the gag )
Also, what if the first letter of every sentence was an an anagram. An anagram!
3 inyourear // Dec 8, 2007 at 8:38 pm
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