Check out my sweet personal ad on Craigslist.
I’m bound to get all the ladies now.
HOLLA!
Edit: The posting expired, so the ad and picture is copied below.
HUGE DOUCHEBAG SEEKS HOT GIRL WITH LOW SELF-ESTEEM (HOLLYWOOD)
Reply to: [redacted]@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-05-13, 12:07AM PDT
About me: Former frat boy, wears pink polos with collar popped, narcissistic, egomaniacal douchebag. You: Hot [...]

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As our dear Mark will soon be moving on to the greener pastures of graduate school, I’ve taken it upon myself to learn web design so I can serve as interim webmaster.
And I must say, I’m getting pretty awesome at it.

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