When I told Brett I wanted to do another pop music parody about an Illinois politician, he looked at me, exhausted, and said “do it yourself, you tall bastard.” With the benefit of that little dose of encouragement (and about 45 minutes spent dicking around on Max’s computer), I’m now pleased to present you with my tribute to my favorite other Sagittarius, former governor Rod Blagojevich.

I hope you enjoy the tune as much as you enjoyed the original back in 1999.