Gawker wrote a kind of incoherent post about how finance guys are douchy and drink champagne or something and they randomly used a pic they found of our own Jesse Porter to illustrate their point. The post is below:
The third best part of this whole situation is the fact that Jesse allowed this photograph to not only be taken, but released into the wilds of the internet.
The second best part is the Gawker comments about Mr. Porter:
BTW - What exactly is that Janka “brionity” was referring to in that last comment? If anyone knows, PLEASE let me know!
And finally, the best part of the whole fiasco is that Andrew, my and Jesse’s new roommate, decided to have a little fun with Gawker and change where the “pic via” link directs people. Since they took the picture off of Jesse’s site (youngwinosofla.com), Andrew was very easily able to modify that link so that instead of Jesse’s pic, it now shows the infamous “Goatsee” pic — which you were probably sent as a prank by your childish friends in recent years. The pic is VERY NSFW so i’m not going to link to it (it’s an altogether too clear image of a man’s rectal anatomy). So basically anyone who is curious about where the picture of Jesse came from will be greeted with a graphic image of the inside of a man’s ass.
If you want to see for yourself, go to that Gawker link in the beginning of the post and at the bottom of the post click on the “pic via” link. Apparently Gawker hasn’t noticed yet.
See how much fun the internet can be?






8 responses so far ↓
1 Jesse Porter // Jan 26, 2009 at 5:23 am
Ok, I feel like I have to take umbrage at the rather biased selection of user comments that Max decided to include in this post.
For the record, plenty of people thought my hair was just fine.
2 George R. // Jan 27, 2009 at 6:18 pm
This is amazing. Brings back memories of trolling Google Images for photos to use in the Zamboni.
3 Katie B // Jan 28, 2009 at 11:59 am
Amazing.
Janka is some rapey internet celebrity/ inside joke:
http://jezebel.com/gossip/clips/meet-paul-janka-he-won-the-today-shows-frenzied-search-for-americas-next-top-douchebag-but-does-he-deserve-it-331993.php
4 Rick // Feb 2, 2009 at 10:17 am
dude, this kid looks like a total douche, I don’t see the problem
5 bear // Feb 18, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Janka is in reference to infamous NYC douche Paul Janka -
http://gawker.com/tag/paul-janka/
6 Trott Felipe // Feb 19, 2009 at 9:43 am
Rick,
Your name is Rick.
-Trott
7 Nick // Mar 12, 2009 at 6:53 pm
I think you guys just won the internet
8 Snark // Mar 13, 2009 at 12:28 am
Nope, sorry Jesse. You’re still a douche.
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