“Nov. 29, 1989 all the peepl got a fodr ar a pesl and afodr ar apecsof clay andafodrand a pesl I got a peslanda fodr.”

If I could go back and meet my 6 year-old self, I’d bring pencils and folders because they really seem to excite them.  Then I would hold them just out of his reach to taunt him.  I’m kind of a jerk.

But then my 6 year-old self would take revenge and punch me out using the power of his MASSIVE SHOULDERS.