We’re pleased to announce that our live tour will not be canceled, as it never existed in the first place!  Our more perceptive readers would’ve presumably realized this already, given the myriad hints hidden in our tour announcement: for example, one of the comedians we claimed to be playing with is deceased, and no fewer than 60% of the “comedy clubs” on the schedule are fictional — just like our live comedy career!  Consider this a belated April Fools joke from your favorite sketch comedians.