Check out my sweet personal ad on Craigslist.
I’m bound to get all the ladies now.
HOLLA!
Edit: The posting expired, so the ad and picture is copied below.
HUGE DOUCHEBAG SEEKS HOT GIRL WITH LOW SELF-ESTEEM (HOLLYWOOD)
Reply to: [redacted]@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-05-13, 12:07AM PDT
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