“Dec. 1, 1989 Tomorrow I am going to a b rthday I hoap that he li ke my prez it.”

Looks like I got him alien children.

Back of the Class got together recently and decided that it was time to take a departure from comedy in order to educate our fans about the many dangers involved in celebrating July 4th.   We know lots of people get very excited for this particular holiday because they get to set off fireworks, which is as close as most of us will ever get to setting off real explosives.  And we know this is every little boy’s dream.

So this July 4th we encourage all of our fans to go blow some stuff up for America.  Just keep in mind that if any lawyers ask us, we’ll deny to the death ever having told you to do anything.   Happy July 4th!

Watch the video on Youtube or FunnyorDie!

On occasion, my grandmother sends me emails.  They’re always hilarious.

This one appeared after she took a look at our website for the first time.  She couldn’t figure out how to watch any of the videos, and I have no idea what interview she’s referencing, but thank heavens she put the rosary beads to work.

“Nov. 29, 1989 Today I am going to a b r thday I hoop that I get a gadeebag.”

We were thrilled when YouTube user KiwiDude7 uploaded his own tribute version of the Blood of TigerCat anthem “My Mom’s On Facebook” within a week of the song being released.  We knew his impassioned dedication would be a tough act to follow, but we eagerly awaited more worthy challengers.  However, that was it — no additional tributes surfaced.  How could that be, we wondered.  Had KiwiDude7 simply set the bar too high?

Before long, however, we received an e-mail from a fan in the Czech Republic who alerted us to what may have been the root cause of the dismal dearth of dedications:

First I want to apologize for my English. At primary school we had only authorized German, so I used Google Translate.
Gentlemens, you are amazing! Your video “My mom’s on facebook” can’t I stop watching! I also have a band (amateur, we are first-year students of secondary school) and we would like to at least try to play this song! Unfortunately, I did not catch at childbirth an ear for music, which slipped just before me, so I would like to ask the tabs for this song. Fully understand if you refuse, it’s your song, but it is simply amazing! Thanks for any reply:)

No wonder we hadn’t seen any new tributes — people didn’t know the chords!  Not everyone catches at childbirth an ear for music.  In the case of someone like Brett, it slipped just before him.  (Dan, meanwhile, barely even speaks English, having had only authorized German at his primary school).

So, for all of those dedicated fans out there who want to learn it for themselves, here’s the guitar tablature version of Blood of TigerCat’s “My Mom’s On Facebook!”  Simply click here to download the PDF.

“Nov. 29, 1989 all the peepl got a fodr ar a pesl and afodr ar apecsof clay andafodrand a pesl I got a peslanda fodr.”

If I could go back and meet my 6 year-old self, I’d bring pencils and folders because they really seem to excite them.  Then I would hold them just out of his reach to taunt him.  I’m kind of a jerk.

But then my 6 year-old self would take revenge and punch me out using the power of his MASSIVE SHOULDERS.

Back Of The Class is proud to present our newest sketch: Chadroulette! Featuring all eleven members of Back of the Class (Dan, Jesse, Brett, Max, Jesse, Brett, Brett, Max, Brett, Max, and Max, in that order), as well as a few BOTC friends and collaborators, this sketch imagines a world in which there’s a site like Chatroulette, except with awesome bros named Chad!  Totally brodacious!

We were going to say that “Chadroulette” is NSFW, but then we realized we’d be guilty of jumping to really presumptuous conclusions about the nature of our viewers’ work environments, so fuck that shit.  (However, if you live with your parents and they’re easily offended, this sketch might be NSFH.)

Click here to watch on YouTube, Vimeo, or Funny or Die.

“Nov. 28, 1989 I wet in a noo read ing groop it is in side my hat it is a bowt fire.”

THE READING GROUP IS COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR HAT!  ESCAPE AT ALL COSTS - INCLUDING PUSHING ANOTHER KID OVER!

“Nov. 27, 1989 yestroday I wet inb ostin and I so peepl shaiking bell s.”

I welcome any suggestions as to what is going on in the picture in the comments below.

For any new followers to the blog, welcome!  This is my continuing series where I post pictures of my kindergarten journal.  Today’s entry:

“Nov. 20, 1989.  I did my test today I hop I win.”

Maybe I can win back my arm.